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myLot Discussions A Christmas Funny for You--Hold On To Your Seat CHRISTMAS WITH LOUISE As a joke, my brother used to hang a pair of panty hose over his fireplace before Christmas. He said all he wanted was for Santa to fill them. What they say about Santa checking the list twice must be true because every... Moms Survival Tips Don't try to live with anyone who insists on alphabetizing your spice rack.If you are lavishly praised, enjoy the taste but don't swallow it whole.After a certain age, if you say something outrageous, everyone will think it's cute. Take... Man Puts Two Children In Dryer: Did Anyone See This On The New? The father and mother were apparently separated and having problems. The father just cam back from Iraq. Right now the real father has temporary custody. The mother's boyfriend put the 3 year old boy in the dryer with his sister and she is 2 years... Did you hear the latest story of child abuse in the news? A guy was looking after his girlfriends children and the little boy (I think he's 3) wet his pants so the guy put him and his little sister in the dryer and turned it on. The child had 2nd degree burns. What is the matter with people these days. ... Ever been divorced? I heard a comedian once say that he wasn't going to get married again, he was just going to find some woman who hated him and give her a house and half of everything he made... I almost wet my pants laughing at that! Are you divorced? Christmas With Louise This is an article submitted to a 1999 Louisville Sentinel contest to find out who had the wildest Christmas dinners. This won first prize.As a joke, my brother used to hang a pair of panty hose over his fireplace before Christmas.  He said all...

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