| Fulfilling their requests | | There were 3 men who died and before God would let them into heaven, he gave them a chance to come back as anything they wanted. The first guy said " I want to come back as myself, but 100 times smarter. So God made him 100 times smarter. The... | |
| | Bring riches with you | | Bring riches with youThere once was a rich man who was near death. He was very grieved because he had worked so hard for his money and he wanted to be able to take it with him to heaven. So he began to pray that he might be able to take some of... | |
| | Making comparisons | | Making comparisonsIn Heaven:The cooks are French,
The policemen are English,
The mechanics are German,
The lovers are Italian,
The bankers are Swiss.
In Hell:The cooks are English,
The policemen are German,
The mechanics are French,
The lovers... | |
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