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When you're to old to cut the mustard,is it ok to think about it?
As my body begins to find its weaker points,my mind remains at age twenty. It takes me a little longer to complete a guitar melody or to mount and dismount a saddle horse but I'm still trying to keep up.Is it ok to still look at the ladies?
~~my resume~~
My friend sent this cute little resume to me....wouldn't it be nice to have one like this!! I wonder if anyone actually was able to get a job using this resume!!!I have the best job: My resume: 1. My first job was working in an Orange Juice...
My Job History!
My first job was working in an Orange juice Factory, but I got canned. I couldn't concentrate. Then I worked in the woods as a Lumberjack, but I just couldn't cut it, so they gave me the ax. After that, I tried to be a Tailor, but I just wasn't...
You look like a man who needs help satisfying his wife.
You look like a man who needs help satisfying his wife. Can you cut the mustard? Gawd bless alcohol
  
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He couldn't cut the 'mustard': The hot dog business just isn't what it used to be. (In Perspective).: An article from: Do-It-Yourself Retailing
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